I'm reading an book. You have been warned!

In case you didn't know it Borders bookstores are all closing and are having sales. Of course Korri and I had to check it out! While we were there I found a book called Write More Good. Any book that says, "If you use this, you will get FIRED!" on the cover is a book that I need to read. I didn't realize till I got home that there is a legal disclaimer on the back. It says "The authors are not responsible for consequences that may result from actually using this book as a dictionary, textbook, or grammar and writing manual." Who knows my blog actually might start being better written or take a very bad turn. I'll let you guys be the judge.
Momma I want this book!